Ronaldinho STICKS IT TO THE MAN by drinking Pepsi to “piss off those Coca-Cola WANKERS”
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Pepsi or Coke? Coke or Pepsi?
This question has plagued mankind for generations, sending some men crazy and driving then to butchering their families, cutting them up and hiding them in empty soda cans
but this guy who is apparently some cricket player or something, Ronaldinho, pictured above looking like a FUCKING DONKEY, really P.O’d off the head honchos at Coca-Cola by drinking a can of PEPSI at some press conference when he should have been sippin’ on an ice cold can ‘o Coke. Nothing beats that RUSH of sugar you get when you down a Coke after a heavy night, am I right?
Apparently, Coca Cola pay this jerk, Ronaldinho, £500,000 a YEAR just to be seen drinking Coke. Sounds like the easiest job in the world, but for some reason Ronaldinho couldn’t quite manage it. Maybe it has something to do with that douchey looking bandanna-esque THING on his head.
According to ‘a source’, Ronaldinho said he was ‘sick of those corporate assholes trying to shit on my personal brand, trying to turn me into a walking billboard, man. I am man. Man is me. I am not a FUCKING COKE CAN. I AM NOBODY’S BITCH.”