Scarlett Johansson sighted in bikini with some jerk

[image via popsugar]
Scarlett! How could you?
Who is this JERK and why are you letting him stare at your bum?
I thought me and you had something special
and now
THIS?!
I dont know if I can ever forgive you, but I will try
because I know what me and you have is different
special
perfect
I know we have had our differences, like when you took out that restraining order against me
but I know in my heart of hearts
in the words of Mariah Carey
“we belong 2getha”