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July 2012
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FEATURED ARTICLE: Why can't hipsters let go of the...
I wouldn’t want to fall out with a hipster. I bet they would hold a grudge forever they just can’t seem to let     go…. they cant let go of the past.  -sigh- most of us have moved on. we understand that the mp3 has replaced the compact disk we understand that some formats (e.g. the cassette) were made redundant, and we EMBRACE it and UNDERSTAND that it is all a part of...
Jul 30th
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Fleetwood Mac REUNITE and get MAJOR endorsement...
“Did she make u cry, make u break down, shatter ur illusions of <3?” - Fleetwood Mac, Gold Dust Woman Yes, yes the “Rumours” are true. It was announced on Twitter yesterday that The Fleetwood Macs (pictured below) are reuniting for the first time in THREE YEARS to play the 2013 festival circuit and make MILLIONS. Fleetwood fans everywhere are embracing the news and...
Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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Ronaldinho STICKS IT TO THE MAN by drinking Pepsi...
[image via yahoo!] Pepsi or Coke? Coke or Pepsi?  This question has plagued mankind for generations, sending some men crazy and driving then to butchering their families, cutting them up and hiding them in empty soda cans but this guy who is apparently some cricket player or something, Ronaldinho, pictured above looking like a FUCKING DONKEY, really P.O’d off the head honchos at...
Jul 10th
Amanda Brick is BACK with another stupid article...
You may recall Amanda Brick from earlier on in the year where she sent the whole internet into a wild frenzy after she ‘took it upon herself’ to write an article for the Daily mail proclaiming that other women “HATED” her because she is just so, so “beautiful” causing mass outrage because her pictures made her look TERRIBLE and she sounded like a deluded...
Jul 10th
Hero FASSBENDER to star in Assassins Creed...
[image via www.celebitchy.com] One of the coolest dudes in the biz, the one, the only, Michael Fassbender (pictured above with a small ginger beard signing autographs with what looks like both hands), is confirmed to star in the video game film adaptation. I have never actually played the game but I think I watched a friend play it once when I went round his house to get drunk but I am not...
Jul 9th
Scarlett Johansson sighted in bikini with some...
[image via popsugar] Scarlett! How could you?  Who is this JERK and why are you letting him stare at your bum? I thought me and you had something special and now THIS?! I dont know if I can ever forgive you, but I will try because I know what me and you have is different special perfect I know we have had our differences, like when you took out that restraining order against me but I...
Jul 9th
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Channel 4 RUINS television with new show Midnight...
Channel 4, what are you thinking?! First you pollute our screens with that Summer Daze with Blackberry™ CRAP, then you ASSAULT MY SENSES with this new ‘cool’ show called Midnight Beast (or Midnight BREAST like you said in the adverts as a joke, aahahaha how DO you come up with that stuff?!)  Stop trying to recreate the CRAZINESS and youthful appeal of Skins, please C4! It’s...
Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
Simon Cowell stalks Zambian Beauty Queen on...
What would you do if an ex-beauty queen broke into your house with a brick? I would probably be a bit like, “huh? who are you?”, but not our friend Simon Cowell. When confronted with the intruder (Miss Zambia beauty-contest finalist, Leanne Zaloumis) who broke into his £9million mansion, Cowell got into contact with SCOTLAND YARD who sent a SQUAD OF ARMED OFFICERS round to ‘take...
Jul 7th
Massive PERV Gaz from Geordie Shore starts 'sick'...
We all know Gaz from Geordie Shore to be a ‘bit of a nob’; a self proclaimed ‘ladies man’ and is famous for having a series of intrusive surgeries on his penis to make it the shape of a parsnip. Gaz is also famous for deciding that he deserves a ‘degree in pulling women’ and for screwing with co-star Charlotte Geordie Shore’s head ’ for a...
Jul 7th
Professor Green acts like an ASSHOLE as a joke on...
Has anyone else watched this GARBAGE? It’s basically just another one of those ‘documentaries’ that follows round a bunch of douches. The show tries to capture the essence of the British festival experience but instead demonstrates everything that is now wrong with today’s festivals i.e. brat kids who believe they are ‘cool’ and dress in weird topshop clothes...
Jul 7th
Bloc Weekend CANCELLED due to "riots"
What I can gather from twitter and other sources is that Bloc Weekend was supposed to be some sort of massive party on a 2,541 tonne ex-fishing ship called the MS Stubnitz or something with Snoop Dogg and Orbital headlining. In theory it sounds pretty good, but the grim realities of mixing music with a boat proved to be a disaster. The organisers must feel ashamed of being responsible for...
Jul 7th